“I think I have narrowed it down to twenty now, Lowell”, Lola told the Bachelor. “I just need to know if you would prefer me to show you now or when the fifteen are selected?”
“It´s my life, so It should be my choice”, Lowell told her without interrupting his game.
“It is my job to select the candidates!” Lola objected.
“Yeah, I don´t think so” Lowell said, “You just hand over the material and I´ll take a look at it”.
“That´s not in my job description!” Lola was practically fuming.
“It is now” Lowell said.
“It´s not! Mr St. Haldemor specifically told me to choose the candidates for you.”
“My father is not here. The only St. Haldemor here is me, so I say I choose, or I´m out.”
“You can´t just quit, it´s your duty as a legacy heir to find a wife”.
“I never asked to be a legacy heir…”
“I know, Lowell. What if you get to choose the five to eliminate, and set the final fifteen?”
“I can do that?”
“I don´t see why not, it is your life after all, if there is someone you really don´t like, I am sure we can easily find a replacement, I still have the entire file on my computer”
“I am not entirely sure what I am looking for, but If I could just see the women… “
Lola dragged her eyes from Lowell´s. “Well, I have recorded all the interviews, perhaps you would like to go through them?”
“I´m lucky to have you Lola”
Having a lot of charisma and being a schmoozer is clearly working for Lowell.
Lola handed over the recordings of the interviews, and Lowell immediately invited Samuel and Alistair over. They went through every single interview, selecting fifteen women out of hundreds of applicants.
- Ashleigh Barksdale, 25.
Lowell: “She´s pretty.”
2. Sabine Lothario, 23. Yes, the daughter of Don Lothario, infamous Casanova heart breaker.
What Sabine doesn´t know about Playboys isn´t worth knowing. And the chair is very comfy.
Lowell: “She knows what she´s getting herself into. I like her.”
Samuel: “This is going to be fun.”
3. Nina Caliente, 22. The youngest Caliente sister.
Lowell: “I think she can win, it´ll be like having a pet.”
Alistair: “No one is winning, Lowell!”
Lowell: “True, but she could.”
4. Clearly, Dina Caliente, 26.
Samuel: “I don´t think she even knows who you are.”
Lowell: “I´m pretty and shiny, she´ll like me.”
5. Clio Davies (from TSR), 25.
“I like education, it´s such a turn on!”
Lowell: “Well, she doesn´t expect much, I really can’t disappoint her.”
Alistair: “Don´t be so sure.”
6. Aimee Noble, 25.
Samuel: “Ouch, she´s no joke.”
Lowell: “I´ll send her interview to my father, he´ll be delirious.”
Alistair: “And he´ll come back home and send everyone else home. You´ll be married within a week.”
Lowell: “I´ll tell him they are all like that.”
7. Tomika McDowell, 28.
Alistair: “What´s that on her neck?! Is she a … vampire?”
Lowell: “No, probably just a tattoo. Lola has had them checked, thoroughly. But she´s obviously crazy. I like her.”
Samuel: “They are all crazy. Otherwise they wouldn’t be here.”
8. Anna White, 24.
Alistair: “She´s cute, in a weird way.”
Samuel: “She´s you in drag.”
9. Joanne Blackwell, 27.
Samuel: “I bet she´ll leave on her own within a week.”
Lowell: “You´re on.”
10. Christal Jewell, (From TSR – Midori something), 24.
Lowell: “We have a winner!”
Alistair: “She seems mean.”
Lowell: “That´s the point. And the kisses.”
11. Lacey Cleveland, 21.
Samuel: “It should be Cleavageland…”
Lowell: “I do believe we have a tie!”
Samuel: “You could send her my way…”
Lowell: “Get your own girls.”
12. Brianne Jacobsen, 24.
Lowell: “You can have her.”
Samuel: “Gee, thanks…”
13. Noelle Waldrop, 23.
Lowell: “She is hot.”
14. Lorraine Andrews, 27.
Lowell, Samuel and Alistair: “…”
Samuel: “I think it´s code.”
Alistair: “Oh, god I hope so.”
15. Sara Ames, 22.
Samuel: “If I can have her, I´ll give you anything Lowell. You can have my firstborn and you will never have to marry.”
Lowell: “You probably already have a first, second and third born you don´t know about.”
Samuel: “Lowell, I´m begging you here.”
Lowell: “If I´m going to be forced to marry someday I´ll make damn sure it is me who have the fun on that bench before that.”
Samuel: “You have fourteen others!”